The Unofficial Party
Well this was an interesting thing. I would suggest that if you want to throw a decent party that you need something for you guests to do. Now this was not the case at mine. All we did was sit around and talk. I had one game of pool with Carl who owned me. This talking was occasionally punctuated with the passing of balloon. Which means that it was not always the most interesting party
The main problem with starting a party at three o’clock is thee fact that it means that there is a long time to get drunk. Now as you know I have had some very bad experiences with alcohol. This was no exception. Scott and Carl decided to try and get my drunk. Mission successful I’d say. I was ok until about 5 when my head went flimsy. The last thing I remember was someone asking me the time, which was half past six. After that I have no recollection (probably a good thing).
I somehow managed to go the bathroom after my parents had left (due to being to concerned to stay (Bless)). I then sat on the bog while Scott and Carl apparently talked outside the cubicle. I then decided to Technicolor yawn (quite a lot apparently). This seemed to disturb Scott and Carl who phoned the ambulance. At this point I was winking in and out of consciousness. I remember Chris having to climb over and open the cubicle. I was then passed a bucket (insert more yawns). The paramedics arrived and asked what was going on which it was explained. The bloke peered around the door and asked me to pull my trousers up (I had actually been on the toilet). I remember crying an awful lot (manic depression from the alcohol). I eventually got home at about 9 got into a cold bath with the help of my dad and mark from around the corner and then I slept. I woke at 11 watched top gear and Malcolm in the middle. I then went to bed and woke up at about nine o’clock waking up occasionally due to noise.
I feel so much better now but I think I will curve off the beer for now. I hope everyone had a good time and apparently after I left everyone carried on partying. Damn good of them I thought (no sarcasm)
Thanks guys. I will remember my birthday for a while even though my birthday is actually this Thursday.
Rules for future parties
Not more than 4 shots of strong shit
Eat before hand
Find a game to play
Don’t leave in an ambulance
If all the above rules are followed fun should be had by all.
The main problem with starting a party at three o’clock is thee fact that it means that there is a long time to get drunk. Now as you know I have had some very bad experiences with alcohol. This was no exception. Scott and Carl decided to try and get my drunk. Mission successful I’d say. I was ok until about 5 when my head went flimsy. The last thing I remember was someone asking me the time, which was half past six. After that I have no recollection (probably a good thing).
I somehow managed to go the bathroom after my parents had left (due to being to concerned to stay (Bless)). I then sat on the bog while Scott and Carl apparently talked outside the cubicle. I then decided to Technicolor yawn (quite a lot apparently). This seemed to disturb Scott and Carl who phoned the ambulance. At this point I was winking in and out of consciousness. I remember Chris having to climb over and open the cubicle. I was then passed a bucket (insert more yawns). The paramedics arrived and asked what was going on which it was explained. The bloke peered around the door and asked me to pull my trousers up (I had actually been on the toilet). I remember crying an awful lot (manic depression from the alcohol). I eventually got home at about 9 got into a cold bath with the help of my dad and mark from around the corner and then I slept. I woke at 11 watched top gear and Malcolm in the middle. I then went to bed and woke up at about nine o’clock waking up occasionally due to noise.
I feel so much better now but I think I will curve off the beer for now. I hope everyone had a good time and apparently after I left everyone carried on partying. Damn good of them I thought (no sarcasm)
Thanks guys. I will remember my birthday for a while even though my birthday is actually this Thursday.
Rules for future parties
Not more than 4 shots of strong shit
Eat before hand
Find a game to play
Don’t leave in an ambulance
If all the above rules are followed fun should be had by all.
posted by Adam McConnell at 7/19/2005
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