Falling Over
Oh I have done it this time. My Auntie wanted to see my bored and as you know I have not been out on it proper yet. So me, my Dad and my Auntie go to find some tarmac outside that is dead smooth. It was mainly me and Dad that had a go. Dad was the first to fall off. On his Arse his ego was bruised more as the skateboard slipped from underneath him as he rode. Mine was more "spectacular" to say the least.
I tried the steep ramp to the community centre and went down it. I faced the wall which was a bit imposing for me. So I tried to steer away from it encase I crashed into it. I managed but the bored slipped from under my feet as I hit terminal velocity of the piddly ass concrete ramp. As I fell I turned around to land on my chest due to trying to steer. BAD MISTAKE. I hit the concrete all at once in a large thump. OWWW MY GOD IT FUCKING HURT. I winded myself in doing so.
That was not the worst of it though I landed on my Ribcage first (Most protruding part due to pigeon chest). I have severely bruised the bottom 3 ribs on each side, scrapped both arms, torn a muscle in both arms, bruised my knees and wiplashed my neck a bit. Not bad ehh.
The thing is now my ribs hurt when I breathe and it feels like I constantly have a cat on my chest (a good analogy if you have ever experienced it) and even bloody ibuprofen won’t calm it down.
It hurts when I laugh, turn, kneel, stretch, shiver and breathe. I just hope it’s nothing serious.
That bored will not beat me though I will master it before I go to Uni.
I tried the steep ramp to the community centre and went down it. I faced the wall which was a bit imposing for me. So I tried to steer away from it encase I crashed into it. I managed but the bored slipped from under my feet as I hit terminal velocity of the piddly ass concrete ramp. As I fell I turned around to land on my chest due to trying to steer. BAD MISTAKE. I hit the concrete all at once in a large thump. OWWW MY GOD IT FUCKING HURT. I winded myself in doing so.
That was not the worst of it though I landed on my Ribcage first (Most protruding part due to pigeon chest). I have severely bruised the bottom 3 ribs on each side, scrapped both arms, torn a muscle in both arms, bruised my knees and wiplashed my neck a bit. Not bad ehh.
The thing is now my ribs hurt when I breathe and it feels like I constantly have a cat on my chest (a good analogy if you have ever experienced it) and even bloody ibuprofen won’t calm it down.
It hurts when I laugh, turn, kneel, stretch, shiver and breathe. I just hope it’s nothing serious.
That bored will not beat me though I will master it before I go to Uni.
posted by Adam McConnell at 1/05/2006
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