2 Broken Ribs and a Fucked Joint

I would kill my auntie if I had the chance but I love her dearly and would never harm her. I need to think of some way of getting her back for persuading me to go on the board for the first time outside when I slipped. The title of the blog is what happened and what the doctor said. I am now on co-codamol for the pain which is 30gm of codeine phosphate and 500gm of paracetamol in each one. They are strong as fuck and make the left side of my brain go into overdrive and the right one sleep. This means that my usual fucked up self rears its ugly head and fucks with peoples brains. I have been described more random than Mattie when this happens and managed to seriously lose grip with the real world. It is only a small derivative of morphine so you can imagine what happens when I am on Morphine. At the moment the tablets are working and I can survive on about 3 a day rather than the recommended 8. You can imagine what I would have been like on 8 a day.
I am at the moment resting so that it will heal quicker and trying to bear the pain. I am milking my sympathy from my parents for what its worth and seem to just keep wining at them to keep them on there toes. They are bored now so I might have to stop going ow so often. Anyway it should take about 4 to 5 weeks to fully heal and they cannot do anything but hope it heals by itself and give me painkillers. Bastard NHS. When I am older I am definitely going Private even if I cannot afford it would still give me a better piece of mind.