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Over the past few month I have started to become more of LAN gamer and also more of and 1337 player. 3()()v -34)5-()7 (boom Headshot) has become my new main saying. It goes in every possible conversation at the games club. This has started to anoy even me but I cannot stop saying it.

The other thing I have started to do is say Rofl in order to examplify and also take the piss at the same if some else says something funny. This is due to my fasination with word games and also the my ability to pwn ther people at english (A level english student). I have almost become as pedantic as Big Dave.

The new one that me and Ollie invented is Rofl Kitten. This is due to the fact that mao in chinesse means cat. So General Mao the most misunderstood man in history was actually General Cat. The reason for this is mao is the noise a cat makes. It dosn't alf make people confused on msn when you put Rofl and then the little picture of the cat. *Lol* It also pokes fun at a man that killed over a 10th of the poplutaion with a policy change

Over the past few weeks we (me, Ninja Matty, Ollie, Cral) have been going to LAN center to pwn little kids. This is even more fun as the LAN club is open for 10 to 18 year olds. Ninja Matty is 28 ((I think)Mental age of about4). We pwn all the kids of my estate. They love been beaten to a pulp by T3H BorBon (me), Whitewolf (cral), MattyBoy (NinjaMatty) and Lonestar (Ollie). The oinly reason we go is for something to do on monday nights. It is at the local comunity center where I work. This also means some of the kids on my estate shout The Borbon at the top there voice when I walk past and at college (in year 11 I think).

No one seems to understand the fact that I dont mind the nickname. The reason for the lack of U was to be unique and also beacuse some old Playstaion games could olny have 6 letter words for highscores. So hence borbon.

This shows you how much I am 1337 (sad)

And it also kind of explains my 1337 H4x()2 name

STFU if have any problems with it and will blog coz ! \/\/!11 >\/\/ \ j0