Against the wall

As I have mentioned in previous posts most of my friends know who they would put up against the wall when the revolution comes. I am not too sure but here is a list of my top ten and why.

(for those of you who dont understand what I am talking about: Lined up against a wall and shot by a firing squad. This is only done with a regime change or murderers and treasonists but in this case we make an exeption)

1 Steven Speilberg

His films suck. A.I load of shite. War of the worlds even worse. How can he keep making shite movies this must be stoped. He is a legendary director but how has he become a legend. The only films I like of his are the first 2 Jurassic Park films (Mind you I bet if I watch them now I would hate them).

2 Vin Deasil

Mentioned in my actors most hated. The fact that he is a show off just adds to the whole thing. He also gets the worst one liners in his films. He was even in Saving Private Ryan (a bad film Speilberg) and managed to be out acted by a corpse.

3 Ben Affleck

His acting sucks. He sucks and most of his films suck (apart from Jay and Silent Bob strikes back, Dogma). He probabily smells to. His first role in pearl harbour was a bad one I hated that film (see Micheal Bay No.7). It managed to launch Matt Deamon well but it also gave us him. He was a bad Daredevil, Gigli (With J-Lo) and the boiler room which I refuse to watch (I know this is hypocritcial but I have given him enough chances)

4 Bill Gates

88 Billion and he only gives a little to charity and he looks gay. He also exemplifys the corporate world and all that is wrong with currency. even though they split up microsoft into two companies he still makes 4.9 million an hour. This goes to show you cannot make money unless you have some.

5 Tony Blair

Crimes against humanity and also lying to the public (the uneccissary need to invade Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction). He is not the worst prime minister but he just keeps making false promises and that means he is untrustworthy and not a true man. He should die a cowards death the brown nosing PM fo Brittain

6 Mugabi

Can no one see he is an evil dicator and worse than Saddam if you ask me. Its all to do with food aid and not just bombs in this case though. He refuses Weastern aid. His country is riddled with AIDs and famine. Even Jack Straw tried to deny shaking his hand. It was a drak room my arse.

7 Michel Bay

HE is worse than Speilberg. With such classics as Pearl Harbour and Armaggedon he deserves every bullet. His new film The Island is biologically impossible (you cannot inherit memorys from cloning as it is an enviromental factor of life and not programed in you DNA)

8 Tom Cruise

He ruins every film he has ever been in. I want to see a version of War of the worlds without him in. I cannot remember a film he has been in which I have enjoyed a second time round. He is classed as a big name so he gets cameos as well. Which man on earth would dump Nicole Kidman (mind you he did have a severe upgrade to Katie Homes in the end. Penope Cruz was a proper gumpa)she is amazing and tall unlike him. Just goes to show there is a god You can be successful but only if you are 4'4"

9 Christine Hamelton

She is somehow famous and just for being a battleaxe woman. She has no talent and has become a celebrity some how. Its not the fact that she exists that anoys me its the fact she thinks she is great and gets everywhere. Quizes are not the place for a 3rd rate celebrity. SHe only famous because she is kind of royalty

10 Paris Hilton

She sucks and probabilly swallows too. She is a bad actor and only has her name in the headlines because of a porn vid leaked onto the net. She has not talents agian apart from taking it in the face. I have only ever seen two pictures of her where I have actually gone she is nice because she is skinny. Eat some lard and get some talent you kid of rich man. I hope you choke on the silver spoon so I dont have to waste ammo

I know these are all mainly people who are in films but really most people in the world deserve to live. These are the people that just plain annoy me and I think the world would be better of without them.

Thinking about it replace Blair with George Bush. I hate him more and it was his fault more so for the war. Blair should get his hands cut off instead and his balls raked with a rusty nail.

I am getting angry now so I will end this list there but it be lengthened to 20 easily.

So be warned and Viva la revelution