Comradery

The comunists have hit Middlesbrough and shall paint the town ЯED.

I am Commisar McConnell and everyone else is just a revolting pesant. I am the leader of the most secretive underground threat since Cthulhu. Fear me and my extreemist views.

I will have unification and a common goal for all people of my new ЯED army. A nuclear winter is comming an we shall be prepared. I want to see the Hammer and Sickle flying high over the citys of England and the national anthem changed to one of a comradery nature.

This is my decree.

If anyone opposes me they shall be shot down by KGB agents after being tortured and hunted with dogs. When my revolution comes most of you will be against the wall anyway so either way most of you are mass grave fodder.

Long Live Mother England

(Roflmao)