Sticking it to The MAN

The man is proverbial and hypothetical being that halts our progress and stops us from enjoying ourselves. The MAN is a mean person and can come in many forms. The mam who wont let you leave the house. The guardian who wants you home by 10:30. The MAN is a evil being and should be expelled from this world by force of personality.

The best way to stick it to The MAN is to not rebel but go with the flow and do it with a smile. So say if The MAN wont let you go out just say OK and smile at HIM and leave the room. This is only the first part though.

Then you must give him a guilt trip something along the lines of “I don’t mind staying in if you give me a reason”. Now this puts The MAN in a situation either he gives you an answer and you understand HIS actions or he fumbles and you have HIM by the short and curly’s. Normally The Man will relent if he has no reason and if not you move on to stage 3.

Stage three is the alternative to what The MAN wants. This is the final step. This is where you rebel and start to annoy the person by following him around or talking when they are trying to read. With the desperation of The MAN comes pity and a relent in the punishment or chore or whatever it is that you were apposed to. If that does not work just try the silent treatment as an alternative for those MEN that are very sensitive to the world around them.

This strategy will get you everywhere in life and if not then don’t blame and any other learnt techniques for sticking it to The MAN then post them here and help others who are less fortunate than you for knowledge.

And remember sticking it to The MAN is an art and not everyone can get it to work but with practice things can become perfect. Obsession make better though.