Computing coursework

Oh my Spirit I hate the damn subject.
It really anoys me when i do not have enough time to live and do coursework as well.

I have to write a program for D and D that works out what and how a weapon would work on the system.
God Damn i will never get it done on time and I hate that

The damn problem is the fact that I dont know how to program at all
I also have other work that needs to be handed in.
This means i have even less time

SCCCREEEAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!